Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Tsk, Drunken StudentsWhen I was an unemployed waster, I was once dragged to a student flat party, where, once the cheap lager had run out, I found myself in the coat room drawing on the face of a passed-out student. After 6 cans of Fosters, I thought this was the funniest thing ever, as I gleefully scribbled swastikkas, "666" and the like on the poor lad's mug. A young woman entered the room and admired my handiwork, at which point I actually looked at the pen, saw the words "permanent marker", gave the pen to the young lady, lifted an expensive bottle of wine and ran far, far away. I still feel a little bit bad about the whole thing, but apparently you can remove permanent marker by scrubbing continously for 6 hours with a block of pumice. So that's OK then.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 13:47, closed)
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