Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Okay, it's been nearly a year now so I can post thisAn ex colleague of mine was the most vile person going, would stab you in the back but would be the first to offer a simpering "Hello mate!" when you turned up in the morning.
Unknown to him I was making sure the rim of his coffee mug was liberally smeared in something disgusting when he made the careless mistake of leaving it in the kitchen while having a fag outside.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 16:28, closed)
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