Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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footieLast week, during my regular Thursday football game, I kicked the ball into the family jewels of an opposition player. He collapsed with Fred Dibnah efficiency and started to shake, SHAKE, with pain. He was carried off the pitch.
I claimed it was an accident but later, in the pub, I confessed to all my teammates that it was deliberate!
And we all had a good laugh about it.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2007, 17:05, closed)
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