Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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one lump or twowhilst with my ex G/f, most mornings I would wake with with "The gift for women kind".However due to offspring pressures and needs, and the usual late rush to get ready for work, she would spurn my advances.So I would end up going downstairs to make the first tea of the day for us both. Some mornings I just had to unload, so ended up making her a cup of PG, one sugar, milk and a large dose of man protien.This went on for over two years. The look on her face as she took that first sip every time, just priceless!!!!
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