Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I still love my ex....Why is that a guilty secret you ask? well, she dumped me, and we both tried to behave all grown up about it. I did a really stupid thing and ended up going out with a mate of hers, in some daft bloody attempt to make the ex jealous. It's been a few months now, and this girl really likes me.
I'm too old to be playing silly games like this. It's got to the point now where I don't have the heart to dump her mate since I seem to make her happy.
Going to have to do it though. It's just not fair. I feel like a complete bastard, and I try not to be. oh well...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:03, closed)
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