Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Im sorryWhen i was in year one at school, I some how managed to damage my school shoes, so the heels was coming off.
My mum was pretty pissed off with me as they were less than a week old. She took me to the head teachers office, where they interrorgated me about what happened to my shoes.
I cracked up and blamed it on two somailian boys in my year, I said they did it with a dinner knife at lunch time. I have no idea why i said it.
I think they got massive bollockings and got supspended. So Hamdi and other boy, im really sorry i got you f*cked in year 1. No hard feelings eh.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:10, closed)
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