Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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And Jeccy reminds me...In Leeds train station, I saw a pensioner drop a wad of cash as she hobbled along with a heavy suitcase. It was rush hour and I picked it up quick as a flash, almost without breaking stride. Turned out to be £80 in twenties and I had a marvellous weeked on it, not minding a bit that I'd robbed an old cripple.
Well, come on. Life's shit enough...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:12, closed)
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