Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I was bullied at school...in a fairly minor way (mostly name-calling) but it went on for a very long time. Anyway, rather than facing up to it I took it out on my then friend, who was a) smaller than me and b) until that point, a completely happy-go-lucky-wouldn't-hurt-a-fly kind of chap. Not only did I lose a good friend, I think I also soured his outlook to some extent.
So sorry, John. I was a fucktard and you didn't deserve it.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:17,
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