Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Teenagers eh?When park-drinking during my early teens, I was asked for a cigarette by a girl who was rather the worse for wear. The memory is rather fuzzy as I wasn't on top form myself, but as far as I recall I insisted that the price of a cigarette would be a BJ. I even took out my knob while twirling the ciggy tantalisingly.
I later heard that the girl had somewhat more sinister recollections of the scene and believed that I was atempting some sort of assault. I feel terrible for scaring the poor girl, but I didn't realise that she must have been in posession of slightly more morals than all the other sluts who'd gladly accepted the deal.
I really hope that it wasn't any corruption on my part that led to her being shagged in the park in front of twenty or so other people a few weeks later.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 18:02, closed)
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