Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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A secret to be told no one!I'm worried that if my friends sopt this, then they will all think i'm sick and wrong, so I really don't know why i'm telling you.
Anyway,
After having a good fap, there is a bit of mess (especially around the hands) and as we know, sticky hands are awful. So i look around for something to wipe my hands on, and see my cat, sleeping softly.
So I do the sane, and utterly lazy thing: instead of getting up and finding proper towles, I wipe myself on my cat.
The worst part is that he starts cleaning himself, then spazzes out with the funny taste.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:43, closed)
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