Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Handbag - SickbagOffice party. Too much to drink as it was free.
Waiting for the meal to arrive (I think it was a Christmas do)...
Realise that lots of alcohol and no food (as yet) was not the best idea.
Must. Puke. Now.
*drops fork on floor*
"Oops, I dropped my fork"
Crawled under table to get fork.
Oh look, someone's rather large handbag is in front of me under the table...
Nobody appeared to have noticed anything, and I wasn't about to say "Excuse me, has anyone got a handbag full of sick?"
So, whoevers handbag it was... I'm sorry! ...unless you belonged to my ex-manager in which case I'm not sorry at all :)
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JonBearz is currently addicted to Improbable Island, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 0:13,
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