Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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BoredomWaheyyy ive finally posted, after months of lurking in the shadows I decided to register =D.
Ok guilty secrets...
I had sex in a mates bed while he was downstairs watching tv, the excuse I used for me and my missus being upstairs was "I was running her a bath and I took so long because the water had to be just right" She even aided my explaination by having wet her hair a bit and wrapping a towel around (as you females do).
Erm, I regularly fart in public places, trying my hardest to make them as smelly and quiet as I can so as to avoid detection... in shops near a cashiers desk is fun, my favourite however has to be just inside the entrance to the police station so everyone going in and out had to walk through my mini-gas chamber.
I have more and will post them when I can be bothered =)
Click I like this cos.. well i've never posted before =D
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