Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Pah secretsI have no guilty secrets cause when i get liqoured up i develop an extrodinary range of skills the worst being the 'Celebrity disease' in that i have no shame so tell everyone (including random members of the public) my filthy escapades
and yes i have shagged a mates (well a mate of mate) mum there was no guilt, that was until i saw her in sunlight (it still gives me shivers)
but in my opinion my best is a fortnight ago i got my mates mum and little brother stoned off their respective trolley's and my mate would kick seven shades of shit out of me if he found out
its only a matter of time too as i get liquored all the time and have told almost all and sundry
(, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:13, closed)
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