Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I harbour a hate.....A hate for Derek the weatherman. A rather un-natural hate too; everytime he's on the weather report I want to headbutt the television. He is the most irritable gay fecker on the box at present, and the BBC Wales top-bods believe that we can't get enough of him. Yeah, the Welsh love teh gayers, plus we all love Owen McGlove too and knitting.
He was in Swansea signing a book the other week, and the only reason I didn't go down there was that work wouldn't authorise my holiday request. That would've been a funny headline in teh post, "Local man twats Evil Derek".
I...will...cut you...
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Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 8:16,
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