Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Guilty as charged..I'd like to shove Ainsley Harriotts head in a blender. I hate him more than anything else on this Earth. Given the opportunity to end world hunger, drought, and famine and watch the bald prick slide down a razor blade, into a vat of vinegar, and I'm sorry, but they'd be "no snow in Africa this Christmas-time"! He's just a self promoting gimp.
Also, I have strange thoughts about Zoe Wannamaker...
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