Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Mowing habits and lady gardensHmm... Something which resembles Brian Blessed blowing a kiss isn't my bag, but don't let me stop you holding back.
The analogies alone are enough to keep me amused for ages.
[scribbles "Terry Waite's allotment" in notebook]
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 14:04, closed)
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