broooooooooooooooo ck bock bock bock bock
i clucked excitedly, answering the phone one day when i was about 13 to a lovely - if chavvy - lady from kfc. she said that they were having a contest to see how many times you could cluck in a minute, and the winner got #500 and free kfc for a month.

forgetting that i was veggie and hated chicken, i threw myself into it with a vengeance, clucking for england. cluck! cluck!! cluuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!! i squawked loudly.

after about 15 seconds and 150 clucks, i was happily confident about my clucking abilities. but by 30 seconds and 300 clucks, i suddenly got suspicious. how were they counting these......

as i faltered, there was a gap in my clucking. through the silence, i heard the sound of stifled laughter, which rapidly got louder and louder.

yeah, so the nice lady was a so-called friend from my class, and she had what felt like half the year there listening to me squawking like a muppet.

this is still arguably the most embarrassing moment of my life! didn't live that one down until - well until something even worse, but i don't think i'll be sharing that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:50, 15 replies)

Buk-awwwwk!
I think I just burst something, I was laughing that hard!

Major clicks!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:52, closed)

Mrs Doyle mode
Aww, g'waan... G'wan, g'wan... Ye'will, ye'will...etc

*Oh and I seem to have more additions to my ignore list*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 21 Aug 2008, 22:57, closed)

Oh this is funny.
Very very clever of your so called mate. She sounds like someone I would admire. Cluck Click
( TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 23:19, closed)

Clucking hell

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:46, closed)

I put it to you that this is possibly a fabrication.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:47, closed)

Hahaahah,
seriously, how sad is your real life that you have to make up this shite for attention.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 0:58, closed)

Oh dear
I bet that got your feathers ruffled!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:24, closed)

Leave It Out
ye doubters.

I've never heard this tale before (but obviously some of you have) and so you doubt that it happened.

Well let me tell you a little about the way the world works - and how this tale is probably true.

You see, I love this tale. I love it so much that one day I'm going to ring someone up and tell them I'm from KFC and see if I can get them to cluck.

That's what probably happened here - someone told the story to Ms Swipes mate and she thought she'd give it a go. And R Swipe fell for it.

I find this eminently feasible and so this gets a click.

Lots of the gags I've pulled started out with something I'd heard and I'd think:

"Fuck yeah - gotta try that"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 7:03, closed)

hehehe
we used to do prank calls when I was a kid, including phoning random numbers and doing "operatic voices" at them, so this gets a kentucky fried click!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 8:36, closed)

Hmm
I wouldn't worry too much, looks like the doubters are both from /talk

STOP SPREADING YOUR HATE!

Oh, and *Click* (haha, see, I got it right, I'm not a clucking idiot...arse)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:47, closed)

i wish
this were a fabrication. it seems funny now, but at 13 it was actually really embarrassing! then again, i wouldn't fall for it now. at least, i hope not.

oh, and esmeweatherwax, i don't know how sad my life is. but as you're the one with nothing better to do than write rude messages to total strangers ONLINE at 1am on a thursday night, why don't you tell everyone? i'm sure you're a much better judge of sad lives than i am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:49, closed)

^ well said Swipey
and *clucks*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:21, closed)

^
Touche

Game set and match to Ms Swipe!

Cluck ... err click
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:32, closed)

Snigger.
Great story! And cluck Click!
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 15:43, closed)

Ahh phone pranks!
I remember how funny they used to be as a kid - and yet what massive cnuts we probably seemed to the poor people answering the phone to the number we dialed at random.
*clicky* miss Swipe - but now I want to hear about the tale you don't want to share! *sulks*
(Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:32, closed)