I haven't been posting much,
I've been on stress leave from work (where my internet access is), after being a pallbearer at a woman's funeral.

It wasn't so much that I was close to her. It was actually the ceremony that was stressful.

It was a specially written ceremony designed as a celebration and acknowledgement of her life and acheivements.

Which would've been fine if she hadn't been the inventor of bukkake.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:16, closed)

are you seriously asking us to believe
that bukkake was a woman's idea?
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:19, closed)

it was
look

www.wikipedia.com/Bukkake
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:26, closed)

goddamn it
twice in one fucking day!
(flesh made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:35, closed)

Vipros
you're a bad man. I love it.

@CHCB - surely you love a bit of that?
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:38, closed)

Nicely
tried Vipros
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:39, closed)

@al
I'm more of a Mexican Avalanche kind of girl.
Where is Bert these days? I miss him.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:45, closed)

Burt met a goat
That he couldn't overpower.

May God have mercy on his soul.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:47, closed)

I don't know why
but I fucking love that i love horses thing
( Festivipros Breed crows, and you have lots of crows, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, closed)

I don't have
Speakers on my work computer.
ilovehorses holds no fear for me.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, closed)

I have flashblocker
and firefox. Ilovehorses holds no fear for me too. Plus my speakers aren't plugged in either.
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, closed)

I can read the status bar -
ilovehorses holds no fear for me.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:55, closed)

You can read
after getting all that jizz in your eyes?

Do you have some sort of invisible goggles?
( althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:01, closed)

^
Contact lenses. FTW.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:14, closed)

I'm secretly betting that you stressed yourself unduly...
... when the Vicar passed the plate round at the end and asked for contributions.
( Amish Information Systems is OfQuack certified until, roughly, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:49, closed)