Captain Birdseye
I managed to convince one of the older ladies I used to work with in Tesco that all the Captain Birdseye products had to be removed from the shelf.

After she enquired as to why, I told her he had been promoted to Admiral Birdseye, so they had to update all the packaging.

I only told her the truth after she made a right fool of herself in front of 10 of her friends!

Hook...line...and sinker. She is still as gullable and lovely as ever!
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:14, 5 replies)

You're lying.
The products are called Bird's Eye.

Captain Bird's Eye is a mascot who is not named on the package.

Try again.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 17:28, closed)

Yes but...
...his stripes or uniform would still change so the packaging would need updating.

That would be a much better wind up in fact, sending your lady friend to the freezer aisle with a bottle of Tippex to add another stripe to his jacket.
(kingnutter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:19, closed)

Digeridude
did you go and check a packet of frozen peas for that fact?

who gives a fuck. I can easily believe someone would be gullible enough to fall for this, even if it's not exactly what it says on the packaging.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 8:40, closed)

*click*
Funny.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 8:52, closed)

click
I like this.

Don't like "Digeridude" , they are rude!
(bugboybeast, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 10:16, closed)