GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Fact.I'm 48 years old and have the body of a 47 year old. ( I also have the body of a twenty year old that I keep in the garage but that's another story....)
All these young fools trying to tell you how to live a healthy life by partaking of vast amounts of exercise and not drinking, taking drugs or smoking are talking out of their arses.
The guy who popularised jogging in the 70's - Jim Fixx - died of a massive heart attack whilst jogging.
Who found him?
Two smokers.
I rest my case.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:08,
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True...but he did smoke 40 a day and ate loads of bacon.
All the running did was clog up his arteries quicker!
Still, Neil Armstrong believes that we each have a finite amount of heartbeats and as such does nothing that might increase the amount he uses up; and he's been to the moon so he must be right!
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hehSee my latest post which I was writing as you wrote your reply.
Spooky....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:33,
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Woooaah!...I was thinking of posting it myself...glad I didn't now!
I still abide by the Neil Armstrong Method of Fitness though.
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Screw Jim FixxMore importantly: Douglas Adams died while working out in a gym!
QED.
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