GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Star WarsI went to fitness first in Canley, Coventry near to my work and two or three months went by without anything unsual, until I met the mental bloke in glasses. If anyone goes to this gym you might know him.
There i was in the changing room after a work out, just got out the of the shower bollock naked checking myself flexing in the mirror ( we all do it!) in walks the mental bloke, looks normal until he walks straight up to me bollock naked too and says "Have you seen the new star wars film?" and I made a mistake by saying yes I have, he then went on for about 20 mins about the film (revenge of the sith), all the time we're both naked and fully dripped dry. He then asks if I want to have a drink, at this point i thought he was gay, he wasnt he was a mentalist. I said no thanks and ran home.
The next day I saw him again in the weights room, my head phones blarring and having a shit day at work i mimed to him to fuck off. he did and moved on to another bloke and starting talking shit to him, while I looked and laughed.
Not a very funny story but thats all that really happend to me at the gym, expcept when I went after a night shift and fell asleep on the bench press for two hours and woke up to a que of two blokes.
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 16:39, 3 replies)
Yes!I remember him, but he wasn't naked when he asked me about star wars. After I shrugged him off one day, he asked me the same question again the next day, so I shrugged him off less politely. Didn't speak to me after that, just stalked the gym rooms looking for fresh victims and giving me occasional evils. He stopped coming soon after that so I guess he either got bored/gave up or someone complained and he was asked to leave.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 0:01, closed)
Thats madI've told a few people this story and some of them know him. I started seeing a girl ages ago and she knew him too!
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 12:34, closed)
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