GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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York University (Toronto) has a phobia about biceps and small towelsOn my first visit to the gym at York University I was denied access because I was wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. I laughed and thought it was a joke until they showed me their official policy on shirt sleeve length:
Fitness Centre Mandatory Policies
All users must:
1. Wear a T-shirt (no cap sleeves)
2. Bring a towel (min. 22” by 42”)
3. Have valid tag visible on shoe
4. Not bring personal items into the Fitness Centre (e.g. bags)
www.recreation.yorku.ca/operations/hours.htm
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No bags?That makes no sense at all...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 17:28,
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and strictly no funOffenders will be shot on site.
Fuck them I say. Break in and lay a coil on the reception desk. That'll learn'em. Learn'em real good.
I always thought canadians to be reasonable people. These must be the exceptions that prove racialist stereotypes are a bag of sleeveless shirts and short towels.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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