similar thing happened to me on holiday
despite my previously extremely large size, i love swimming and have always been quite strong. whenever i go on holiday, i spend each morning in the pool. that way, i can pretty much eat and drink what i want without putting weight on.
one day, some perma-tanned, medallion-wearing tosser saw me walking to the pool. i've got extremely good hearing, so i easily heard him sniggering to his mate that i was a fat bitch.
he dived into the pool, swam 3 lengths then got out, confident that his display of manly fitness would put me to shame.
now, i may have been swimming widths rather than lengths(kids piss in the shallow end. eeewww.), but i do 100 every morning of my holiday. by 10, he wasn't looking so smug. by 20, he was well pissed off. by 30, he was practically grinding his teeth. by 40, he stormed off into the hotel, his mate grinning at him.
i never had to speak a word. every width i swam said "don't underestimate me, fucker."
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 0:29, 1 reply)

i hate to say this
But the nature of water, currents and all that means, piss in the shallow end will disperse throughout the whole pool, so makes little difference where you swim.

However good show. Shame you couldn't have done it all under water, that woudld have shown him!

StyX
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 1:37, closed)

Bravo!
^^
(goorf, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 5:07, closed)

it's not just the piss
i can't see very well without my glasses and have a habit of swimming head first into the steps in the shallow end :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:51, closed)