GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Sibling rivalryThe first and last time that I went to the gym was 6 years ago. My sister was worried that she was getting fat and made me sign up with her.
We started of on the rowing machines next to each other. I set off at a fairly sensible pace but then she seemed to be rowing faster than me. Worried that I was failing to impress the moderately attractive girl who worked there I decided to row as hard as I possibly could.
After a few minutes I was sick everywhere.
Then I fainted.
After I came round I was sick some more and then I had to go home.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:22,
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