Gym warnin PJM?

I sat with Jim drinking my gin when busty Jen (she was a gem) came from the obGyn on the way to the gym, I made to follow them (ah, Jen) but Jim, him of the rugged chin, smile of sin and pants tented with a tin fin, said him: "You're dim Quinn, her quim's like a bin and you're just a pin, there's no way you'll win, I'm in like flynn but your hopes are grim, you'd have more luck with rin tin tin..."

He continued his din, but I ignored him. I knew Jen's tight mim, which he'd never got in.

For you see Jim (who's form was trim and in who's eyes you could swim) was no love magician, to woo a girl he'd kick her shin, just to begin, then to her back bin and nuzzle her wrong way in with his helmet's rim... to jen and her desirin' (not to mention most every fem not into s and m) - Jim was a sex mortician.

I knew with Jen, to sin, to win, to taste her mim - rub her twins! around and in, with passion and feelin, her desire would quicken, and then summon like a lamp with a Djinn, her need for men! And all of a sudden - you'd be in, with the moanin and writhin and grindin and then - (like magic baby, sim sala bim!) she'd be kneelin with the wickedest of grins, to start pullin and suckin and blowin your min (to the max, and then around again), all for the wantin of your N.I.N to release it's golden jay eye zee em all over her beautiful lovin twins, eyes glowin, breasts glistenin, heavin, still full of vim and ready to go again... time at the gym spent with Jen... it's the greatest of all possible feelin's.

But not for Jim.

Fuck him.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:48, 4 replies)

I like this.
I really, really do.

Have a click.
( Moey, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 16:58, closed)

Well thankyou very fucking much...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:18, closed)

*clicks*
Nice one!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 15 Jul 2009, 18:14, closed)

this is really rather good
*click*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 9:03, closed)