GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Just remembered a late one...I had just moved house and was looking for a gym, so obviously, I googled 'gyms in Oxford'. I ruled out a couple for being too expensive, and went to have a look around another.
Then, walking around Oxford, I saw one I never knew existed (a big chain named around Los Angeles)... I booked an appointment to go and have a look around, and told the woman about not finding this place.
Her reply was:
"You wouldn't have found us when you searched for gyms, we're a health club"
No, you're a gym with a pretentious name you stupid bint. Needless to say, I didn't respond to any of her follow up calls.
(, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)
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