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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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This is a QotW answer Russian Irish old man
I was watching Arsenal vs Middlesborough in the pub (Carling Cup semi-final since you ask) with some mates, and it was my time to buy the round. Up I went, waving my twenty pound note, leaning non-chalantly against the bar, when an mid-60s Irish man started chatting to me.

"Enjoying the match"
"Yep so far"
"Football is a fucking joke these days, too many blacks"
"Right"
[Puma advert comes on]
"SEE! Bloody blacks... I'm not racist I just think there are too many of them in the game"

And then I left, many a pint in hand
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 14:46, closed)

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