HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Don't call me fat!A comedy club in East Dulwich.
A rather lardy comedian.
Someone in the audience shouted "Fuck off, you fat cunt" and the comedian replied "Who said that?". Some wag stood up and proudly shouted "Me!". The comic said "Look mate. There's a reason I'm so fat" (we're all thinking he's going to blame it on an illness or something - we couldn't have been more wrong) - "Look mate. There's a reason I'm so fat. It's because every time I go round and fuck your mum she gives me a piece of cake".
I think the heckler fucked off home.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 18:46,
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