HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Silly IndiesA few friends and myself went out on teh town a few weeks ago, and after about 2 hours, we were fairly merry, and we decided to walk down the street to a posh bar-restaurant thing for a drink.
Now, being me, who wears jeans full of holes, JD t-shirts, leather jackets and bandannas, as well as long hair, i was sceptical at first.
Upon entering, we walked up to the bar, and i was greeted by a group of indie mother-fuckers intent on ripping my dress sense to shreds.
"Music is about what you KNOW, not what you look like".
Too which i replied,
"ooh, is THAT your excuse for wearing a pink waist coat!?"
Stayed quiet ever since.
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lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 15:52,
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