HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Bill Bailey......talked about one he was a witness to. He was at a Whitney Houston gig in New York - no idea when in years but it was in late winter and the gig was both outdoor and bloody freezing. And freeze they did, until Whitney swanned on stage a full hour late in a massive fur coat. She sashayed up to the mic and said,
"I'd just like to say, that I love each. and. every. one of you'"
And then a huge black guy behind him shouted up "SING, bitch!'
I just love it when insincere luvvie bullshit gets some buckshot in the arse :)
...I've just realised that I'm posting at 1 in the morning. That's sad, but in my defence I can't sleep. You don't want to know why.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 0:58, closed)
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