I once went to a stand up comedy night at the end of a stag do.
I was surprisingly sober at the end of the night due to the sneaky cunt of a cunt who had the whip getting him and his sidekick cheeky shots of tequila with every round. Anyway. That's the reason I can remember the following exchange at the end of the night.

Act- Unfunny joke, unfunny joke, slightly witty comment referring to something he said 10 minutes earlier that the majority of the pissed up crowd have forgotten.'

Wag at the back- 'Hurry up and get to the funny stuff mate, I want to catch the last tube.'

Act- Oh blimey, I see the council are doing their care in the community night tonight. If I'd have known I'd have put some orange squash out and some crayons and a colouring book under your chair.'

Wag- Still waiting. Can you give us a rough ETA on a punchline?'

Act- Sorry about this everyone, I'd thought this might happen, His Mum warned me that he'd be tonight and he'd left his medication at home. At least I think that's what she said, I couldn't quite make it out as she had a trucker's cock in her mouth, and I couldn't really read her body language as I was behind her with the camera.'

-general 'hahaha, he's done you there from the rest of the boozed up crowd-

Act- 'Do you want to carry on? I get paid to do this and can do it all night.'

Wag- 'That's exactly what Your mother said to ME last night. I didn't have a camera, but I did have my cock in her arse.'

-Slightly louder hahaha, he's done you there from the rest of the boozed up crowd-

Wag- And she owes me two pound fifty in change you cunt.'
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 20:58, 2 replies)

It's hilarious when you copy someone else's comeback, almost word for word
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PioR66L8Hq0
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 9:16, closed)

it's nice that they provide thick and charmless comedians to cater to thick and charmless audiences

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 10:03, closed)