Heckles IIIt was my privilege the other month to see a particularly foul and abusive heckler literally chased out of a comedy club by enraged punters. So: Comedy nights, staff meetings, football matches. Tell us of epic or rubbish heckles.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36)
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SkiingSometimes you spontaneously hit the spot and it works way better than you ever expected.
I was skiing with my cousin and her dickhead friends who were being dickheads and generally annoying doing stupid stuff putting themselves and other skiers at risk. They were also trying to get me to join in, badgering me all day until,
Dude, "What's the matter? Haven't you got any hair on your balls?"
Me, "Nah, I shaved them off because they made your Gran's throat itch"
Dude, ..... (looks at me in stunned silence)
Me, "What?"
Dude, "That's f**n' sick man...." (lost for words and mercifully silent thereafter)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:12, 1 reply)
Damn right it's fucking sickStubble burn is much worse than an itchy throat.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 13:34,
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