Drunken outbursts
We've all done it. One time I was in the pub and to all intents and purposes effectively passed out with my head on the table amongst a large group of mates. It became clear that I was at least peripherally aware of my surroundings when I interrupted one friends rant about how shit all of her boyfriends were by raising my bleary head and saying, "It's because you're fat."

To be fair, what I meant was "It's possible you're subtly sabotaging yourself due to self-esteem issues, and frankly that's crazy as you're very pretty and great fun to spend time with. You just need to spend more time thinking positively about yourself. And less time eating."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:44, 1 reply)

CUH-
-LICK.
(Mr. In-Between has regretted posting this ever since, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:23, closed)