I was hitching in the bleak conemara in Ireland when a rather pretty woman in a porsche gave me a ride
now as a very experienced hitchhiker I can tell you this pretty much never happens, the pretty woman/sportscar combination.
Anyway after telling me where she was going we'd maybe driven a mile when I pointed out that she'd missed the turn-off. She braked and started reversing back to the intersection when Bang! she backed straight into a telephone pole, doing a fair bit of damage (to the car. the pole was ok)
We got out and she burst into tears moaning "It's my boyfriends car and I'm not even supposed to be driving it". I didn't know what to say.
And that's pretty much where I left her, by her fucked porsche, thumbing down another car while she sobbed. My dreams of flying across the Irish countryside listening to Kraftwerk and doing lines of coke off her naked thighs in tatters.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:28, 4 replies)

I really wanna read this
But the Czechoslovakian beer I am drinking is preventing me from doing so
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:35, closed)

have you tried moving the bottle to one side?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 2:13, closed)

How does that help?
My cock will still very much be in my other hand???? Eh??
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 2:23, closed)

This is a premium rate anecdote, you can do what you like, petal, it's your money

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 7:50, closed)