My elderly bleached blonde Grandmother
banged two buckets of pennies and pounds down in front a teller at the bank.

The teller, unsure how to handle so much loose change, called the manager.
The manager started to berate my Grandmother for hoarding so many quarters.
She gave him a long hard look and said, "I didn't hoard all of these. My sister whored half, and I whored the other half."
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 May 2012, 14:19, 9 replies)

LOL YOUR MUMS A WHORE LOL !!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:43, closed)

Actually my Gran rory. lololoolol

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:57, closed)

No seriously, your mum is a whore.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:58, closed)

rory you were so nearly funny there my fat lonely friend.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:23, closed)

You're a wanker who has to resort to a 4chan toap because you're too stupid to verbalise your abuse on a text based messageboard.


lol your mums still a whore
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:38, closed)

Wooo hoo rorys getting angry yet again.
The shittest troll in the world is blowing his fat useless top, you better get your mum to sort it out like you did last time.

Can't wait to see you at the London bash, will your mum/carer be bringing you?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:03, closed)

Rory will be easy to spot
He'll be the one with the waxy residue around his mouth from eating all the crayons
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:19, closed)

It was 'bleached blonde' Grandmother that made me lol...

So clicks for that. This is turning out funnier than I expected
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 May 2012, 21:53, closed)

It is a lot better question this time PF.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:05, closed)