What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I can still smell itAbout 10 years ago I used to work in Selfridges. I'd noticed that a lot of people used the toilets to skin up. There were always chipped cigarettes and rizla on the floor.
As I was sitting having a shit one day I saw a bit of hash on the floor, probably about an 1/8. Score, thought I, as I leaned down to pick it up. Instinctively I brought it up to my nose to smell it. It was only when it touched my nose that I realised I was sniffing someone elses shit.
I threw up there and then. I then rushed to the sink where I desperatly tried to wash away the smell from the tip of my nose. It tingled for the rest of the day, constantly making me retch.
What freak shoots out a little pellet of shit onto the floor? How hard is it to miss the bowl when you're actually sitting over it?
My nose has started tingling again.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 4:52, Reply)
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