Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Nose pickingI once woke up yelling in the middle of the night with my girlfriend's finger stuck up my nose. I mean so far up that it really hurt. God knows how she managed to get it up there while we were both asleep. Because she woke up to me screaming her immediate reaction was to jerk her hand away, which hurt even more. I had blood in my snot for days afterwards and my nose looked like I'd been 10 rounds with Muhammed Ali.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)
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