Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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When I started dating my future wife we ended up in the sack for the first time together. Post-coitus she said 'You're the biggest I've ever had'.
'Ditto' said I.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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go on then,I'll click.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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She's got a knob too?You lucky, lucky boy.
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