Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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She's always cold.This works best in the middle of winter.
On long car journeys she usually falls asleep after 10 minutes or so. I put the air con to the coldest setting and wait for the cold to start waking her up. I then put the heating on full blast.
When she finally comes to she can't work out why she's so cold yet the heater is on full. I've been doing this for years...
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:54, 2 replies)
This is brilliant.Entirely dastardly.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, closed)
Quite right too,Stops her falling asleep at the wheel for a while!
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:04, closed)
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