Getting from A to B...
If I am a pedestrian, then cars, busses and bikes make me angry.
If I am on a bike, then cars, busses and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am in a car, then pedestrians,busses and bikes make me angry.
If I am on a bus, then cars, pedestrians and bikes make me angry.

I can't travel anywhere without being an utter hypocrite
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, 8 replies)

What if you're on a train?
Do you enter a tranquil zen-like state of calm?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)

Trains...
...are slightly different.

There's no hypocrisy involved, I just view every single other passenger with an equal, searing hatred.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, closed)

Are you, in fact, me?
Clicked.
(trumpet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, closed)

or
me?
In fact I hate all other pedestrians
"Get out of my way", I shout in my head
All other drivers, I shout out loud at them
Cunts
Other people on trains
Cyclists
People
Everyone
Except, oddly, motorcyclists, they don't get hated at, only envied and scorned for their reckless endangerment, and I ride one...
I am fool
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:09, closed)

I agree, but there is one exception!
Bendy Buses! Whatever mode of transport you are using the frickin' things are a pain and hog the whole road/crossing/roundabout etc! Bastards!
( Vambo, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:04, closed)

I would amend this slightly
If I am a pedestrian, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am on a bike, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am in a car, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am on a bus, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.

Surely?
(julius, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)

It's true though,
it proves that, deep down, we're all a bunch of self-centred, oblivious cunts. Except me of course, I'm perfect. You all make me oh so angry.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)

I'm the same!
I get annoyed at drivers when I'm a pedestrian and at pedestrians when I'm a driver. Then again, I also get annoyed at drivers when I'm a driver...although that's usually reserved for boy racing cunts and the like.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:45, closed)