Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I was sitting on a wall outside a church one afternoonHappily enjoying the sun and the fact I had nothing much to do that day, when a woman pushing a buggy came past and screamed "Pervert!" at me.
I was genuinely shocked. It took me at least a minute to work out she thought I was sitting staring at the sex-shop opposite gathering the courage to go in.
Which offends me doubly - firstly that she felt the need to abuse nice people who were merely sitting in the sun, secondly that I'd have any qualms about wandering into a sex shop if I actually needed to buy anything vaguely disappointing that did nothing to help my then single status.
In fact, I'm still fuming about her self-righteous jumping to conclusions. Grrr.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:46,
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