Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Once had a hungover wank at workAnd took ages to finish, only to turn round and realise I hadn't shut the cubicle door. At least three other people had been in and out again during the time it took....
... a small detail I'll never forget is seeing my red, sweaty, embarrassed face in the mirror with my tie over my shoulder, for obvious reasons...
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