Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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My daddy...Once when I was very very small,I was puking,or peeing my knickers or something,and my mum rushed me into the ladies loos to clean me up. My poor dad was left waiting outside the ladies loo. A copper then came and started questioning him as to why he was lurking there,and blatently didnt believe him when he gave his totally innocent reason.
(, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 9:19, Reply)
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