Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Ah yesIn September '04, I had just moved back into university, ready to complete my final year. Everything was in place, my books were on the shelves, my computer had been set up. So, I sat down at my desk to read a book. Now my room didn't have any curtains at this point, but it didn't bother me as I could quite happily get dressed behind a towel. Anyways, back to my book. I was happily sat down reading, when I looked up and noticed several things. The first was that my next door neighbour had left his curtains open. Secondly, there appeared to be movement, which in a picosecond I understood to be my next door neighbour making the beast with two backs with his missus. I looked down very quickly, and of course told all my mates the next day. However, I didn't come the best in this... mainly because somehow the rumour went round I filmed them with my webcam. Odd thing is, I didn't get a webcam until two months after the fact.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 17:17,
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