Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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The first time I performed the anal sexwas on a fat bird who smelled of B.O due to her hairy armpits to be fair I dont think it penetrated, it just got lost in the arse flab. You love it when I share.
I was and am rat-arsed, so please dont be angry.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Wed 23 Aug 2006, 21:10,
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