Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Worth it?Another 'not me, but my mate' story.
We were in The local pub one evening talking to friends, girls, drinking etc. A good night was being had by all. One of the 'new' girls (we were a pretty close-knit bunch) and he were getting along swimmingly, flirting, laughing, playing with each others hair and all the other usual things that people do before they start sucking the face off each other.
Now this girl was really pretty , slim, pale, perfect milky skin and jet black hair, well dressed, we were all really jealous that he was going to get first dibs. Then someone asks her age. 13. That’s Thirteen years old. Instantly, we all feel like dirty old bastards (we're all of 19-20) Shocked frankly as she really has, well 'matured nicely' as certain unpleasant websites might put it.
Thing is, my mate pauses, picks up his drink, and starts flirting with her again. We're all stunned, and frankly a bit impressed at his extreme lack of morals. After a time, he offers to buy her a drink, an offer she accepts, choosing an expensive cocktail priced way above the accepted level of drinks people buy for you. (We were all either unemployed or students) Mate reluctantly goes to the bar and gets it for her.
On the walk back to the table, carrying the cocktail, his wallet began to call out ‘that was more than you could afford, this is only the beginning.’ Now being from an area of N. Ireland which is rather renowned for its thriftiness, I can only guess he had an attack from some deep-down ingrained genetic evolutionary area of his mind. But he stood at the front of the table and looked at the girl. He then looked at the drink. Back at this 13 year old girl. Back at the drink. He then sits down at the far side of the table, away from her, and drinks the cocktail he has bought for her. When asked why he was doing this, he replied “Well, she’s a bit young but I was still going to, but I’ll be fucked if I’m paying that much money to get her drunk”
So there you have it. My mate IS a sexual pervert but at least he has his wallet in the right place.
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 9:47, Reply)
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