Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Music VideoMy (now Ex) boyfriend and I were housesitting for his folks who were away on holiday. Well worth it as they have a big screen TV like the ones in pubs.
I walked into the living room to find him cock in hand furiously bashing one out to a Jo Jo video. Bear in mind she was only about 13/14 at this point. He even had the cheek to ask me to give him a blow job whilst he watched her in all her full screen glory.
Cue me in fits of laughter screeching "paedo" at the top of my lungs.
To this day he still claims he didn't know how old she was - one does protest too much me thinks!
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 10:40, Reply)
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