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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I passed on the jailbait, but my three mates...
...weren't quite so bothered. Not thought about this for years, and you'll probably see why. Christ, memories like this make me wonder why I didn't start batting for the other team by choice :)

When I was 19ish in the early 90's (as were my mates), we regularly spent Friday and Saturday nights at our two favourite clubs (Wigan Pier and Life/Bowlers respectively, if anyone knows them) but were always at a loose end on Sundays so we usually went back to Wigan Pier for the under-18's night. Same good tunes as Friday nights, so we were happy.

One Sunday, we got friendly with these 4 surprisingly plummy girls who lived somewhere in Wigan and paired off with one each. Each one of them was fit-as-fuck, and whilst I was more interested in the tunes than copping off (we didn't go beyond club-shouty conversation and a dance or two), my mates were well in there - one of them even ended up fucking his under the stairs in the club that very night.

I had my suspicions from the start, which only strengthened the case for hesitation - we hooked up with them at an under 18's night after all. As we were leaving, I casually asked how old they were and it was revealed that they were aged between 13-14 and were in the same year at thier school. I know we weren't exactly all-grown-up at the time but fucking hell all the same - at that age, you couldn't be sure they'd even sprouted hairs yet. It turned out the one who got nailed that night under the stairs was one of the 13-year-olds. I didn't ask him about hairs - I didn't want to know.

Needless to say, I still talked to them, but any petting action was definitely out. Not so for my mates - they carried on seeing thiers for a good few weeks and all three of them were put-to on numerous occasions according to my mates. Mine ended up fairly nonplussed by my lack of similar attention - the last time she spoke to me she straight-out offered me a blowjob and was well pissed off when I laughed and said 'You've got no fucking chance'. I understand that she stopped hanging around with the others even in school after that. I didn't see her again even once.

I have to admit, I lost a slice of respect for all three of my mates during that time and as for the girls themselves... Well yay for sexual freedom for females and all that, but 13 years old, not to mention 13 when I was 19? Like fuck I would, even then when I was straight and drugged/luvved-up most of the time to boot.
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:04, Reply)

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