Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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well she was a barmaid your honour!back when I was 21 I liked to frequent a dodgy cheap pub on the high street known for it's cheap booze and even cheaper women.
one friday night I was there with my mate when I managed to pull the barmaid and my friend pulled her mate.
back to my mates for some fun, my girl was on so we just had a fumble but my friend and his bird did the lot.
met up with my one the following tuesday to find out she was only 16 (lied to the landlord) and her friend was only 15! ha, you should have heard my mate when I phoned to take the piss!
I waited 6 months then did them both! gotta be done!
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:52, Reply)
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