Trying too hard.
If I was gay, which I most definitely am not and have never considered it, I have always been 100% hetrosexual since, like, before I even knew what hetrosexuality was. I mean, i came out of the womb and the first thing I did was put a tit in my mouth, and it wasn't my mothers it was the fit nurses! Phwoar. But IF I was gay, and I should stress I like milk milks and mimsies too much to be that way and I don't ever think about big, hard, glistening, gorgeous, tasty cocks between my lips spurting their salty goodness down my throat, but IF I was gay, I'd definitely let Rodney from Stargate Atlantis do me hard and deep for hours until I couldn't shit straight.


But i'm not gay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, 7 replies)

You can shit straight?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, closed)

Damn it, that'll teach me to steal phrases from Billy Bob Thornton without thinking through the implications*




*It won't, I never learn a damned thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:40, closed)

I did one the other day
that stood out of the bowl like the lady of the lake offering me excaliber
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)

Haha you should change your name to shittingduck!
;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, closed)

I love that
you've obviously spent a lot of time considering this...
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:41, closed)

Not as hard as some people:
www.b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/post1383377
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:54, closed)

Thank you.
I forget that some people have lives so not everyone spends as much time here as I do and won't get every reference I make...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 8:32, closed)